Since the approval of the first vaccine against the Coronavirus, the South has struggled to find enough citizens willing to receive the vaccinations. Although there are certainly some who have received their vaccination, there are still many vaccines going to waste before they are used. This problem has only grown as new vaccines have been approved and distribution has become more widespread. Fortunately, some southerners have found a way to disperse the surplus of vaccines and avoid wasting them in the process.
The solution to this problem is very lucrative: sell the vaccines! For a hefty price, you can buy your vaccine from the south. They even ship internationally. Growing numbers of people from everywhere in the world are reporting that they got their vaccines from the South. In fact, it is reported that the CDC is beginning to worry that southern business owners will soon have more vaccines than they do. There are whispers of potential action at the federal level to curb these vaccination sellers, but so far nothing has come to fruition.
As more and more business owners are joining the vaccine selling business, some are beginning to get creative with their vaccines in an effort to corner the market. Some businesses are offering vaccines in chewable gummy form, while others are adding flavor for taste. These vaccines sell out fast, so some people are even traveling to attempt to buy their vaccines in person. In response to this, some shops are beginning to open up, and customers will have the opportunity to customize their vaccines.
It is not clear whether or not these modified vaccines are as effective as the original vaccines, but some people are willing to take the risk. According to a customer who rated their gummy vaccine five stars on the company’s website, “These vaccines are great because I’m afraid of needles.” Some doctors and researchers have even begun to join the businesses in an effort to ensure the safety of these vaccines.
Although these companies might not last long, the creativity of some southerners is surely not going to be forgotten anytime soon.
