Bacon flavored floss
A used bottle of lotion (not kidding)
A fish
My sister found an actual piece of coal, gave it to me, and I thought Santa hated me
A shirt with a screenshot of a zoom on it. It was great gift though. Just odd.
Foot lotion
A toothpick (It’s an inside joke)
An avocado
An expired block of parmesan cheese from my step-grandpa who we called DP
My family members are very creative so the first year I tried out for the basketball team I ended up with 6 new basketballs
A giant photo of myself. . .
A copy of an 800 page book on the slave trade.
A wooden spoon with Danny Devito’s face burned into it
A headband with a bunch of mini dolls glued to it (i was also 15)
The Chick-fil-A stuffed animal cow
A bejeweled ice cream scoop
An avocado, based on the vine of the young kid who gets an avocado for Christmas
